Cheeky Chimp Jokes

These jokes make our Cheeky Chimps laugh.  We hope they do the same to you!  Click on a question to see the answer.

Q. What did the banana say to the monkey?
A. Nothing - bananas can't talk!

Q. What do you do with a blue monkey?
A. Cheer it up!

Q. How do monkeys get down the stairs?
A. They slide down the banana-ster!

Q. What do you call a monkey at the North Pole?
A. Very lost!

Q. Why did the chimp cross the road?
A. Because he had to take care of some monkey business!

Q. Why did the monkey put a net over his head?
A. Because he wanted to catch his breath!

Q. What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?
A. It won't be long now!
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